{"id":251,"date":"2011-04-01T05:42:32","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T12:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/?p=251"},"modified":"2011-04-01T05:47:54","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T12:47:54","slug":"money-genie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"The Money Genie (formerly known as Smegma Man)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/notebook_smegmaman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-252\" title=\"notebook_smegmaman_akamoneygenie\" src=\"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/notebook_smegmaman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"346\" height=\"407\" srcset=\"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/notebook_smegmaman.jpg 346w, http:\/\/vivtown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/notebook_smegmaman-255x300.jpg 255w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 346px) 100vw, 346px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Found in an old sketchbook. I clearly remember that when I finished this drawing I stood back and said &#8220;Yikes! It&#8217;s Smegma Man!&#8221; But today, all I&#8217;m seeing are those green bills floating around him and I hereby rename him The Money Genie. Go ahead: Make a wish!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found in an old sketchbook. I clearly remember that when I finished this drawing I stood back and said &#8220;Yikes! It&#8217;s Smegma Man!&#8221; But today, all I&#8217;m seeing are those green bills floating around him and I hereby rename him The Money Genie. Go ahead: Make a wish!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archival-treasure","category-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":255,"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vivtown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}